i don't even know anymore

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

mapletaurus:

For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.

mapletaurus:

For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.

punkmonksteven:

wolfthecreator:

swimsoots:

are you fucking kidding me hes beating his meat

Wow

"Food Pun" apron.

punkmonksteven:

wolfthecreator:

swimsoots:

are you fucking kidding me hes beating his meat

Wow

"Food Pun" apron.

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

svff:

My daily mid-stretch crisis

svff:

My daily mid-stretch crisis

shubbabang:

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Petition for this to happen in a commercial.

ledzeppelinhair:

rap’s not really my thing but when classic rock fans shit on it cos it “is only about sex and drugs”
like
have you ever listened to classic rock

mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

shelbyroseholmes:

hailthepjoartists:

bloodthirstybookworm:

I don’t think one actress should play Aphrodite I think it should be multiple woman of different races and looks because beauty isn’t just white woman alone or black woman alone or Asian woman alone or any other race alone. everyone is beautiful and that is who Aphrodite is, she is beauty.

This should have more notes

she could look different for every person because beauty is in the eye of the beholder or whatever

binedect-camburbetch:

thepotterwholockian:

umqraa:

ronweasley:

jamesandhisginger:

theghostfromhoneydukes:

robinwantstobeamoderndancer:

#look at neville’s face. #he’s trying so hard #to be all like, #”wow great singing! #nice job!” #because he’s a fucking #sweetheart like that #just such a goddamn nice guy.

it’s even better than that because he’s trying to protect trevor’s ears instead of his own XD I love you neville<3 

#and ron is so badass he doesn’t even need to cover his ears #he’s all like ya’ll mad? 

Ron is used to it because Percy loves to sing in the shower.

but omfg the knight in the background is all like wHO DARE COMES TO ATTACK ME

yeah but dean and seamus are holding hands

Wait what

binedect-camburbetch:

thepotterwholockian:

umqraa:

ronweasley:

jamesandhisginger:

theghostfromhoneydukes:

robinwantstobeamoderndancer:

#look at neville’s face. #he’s trying so hard #to be all like, #”wow great singing! #nice job!” #because he’s a fucking #sweetheart like that #just such a goddamn nice guy.

it’s even better than that because he’s trying to protect trevor’s ears instead of his own XD I love you neville<3 

#and ron is so badass he doesn’t even need to cover his ears #he’s all like ya’ll mad? 

Ron is used to it because Percy loves to sing in the shower.

but omfg the knight in the background is all like wHO DARE COMES TO ATTACK ME

yeah but dean and seamus are holding hands

Wait what

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

herhmione:

you’re lying if you think minerva mcgonagall didn’t love the marauders to pieces we all know that they were her favorite students we all know she’d let james and sirius get away with little things and let remus off the hook for not having the best quality work the few days around the full moon and make sure peter was always paired up with one of his friends and basically mcgonagall was like the marauder’s extremely strict mother

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

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